Aftadstip is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, competent crocodile.

Aftadstip created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Aftadstip, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Aftadstip, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Aftadstip's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Aftadstip's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue frogs for they are unholy.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Run away if three seals approach from the south.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not eat melons.