Lamgoddad Rowsasmin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, humane goblin.

Lamgoddad Rowsasmin created silver nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lamgoddad Rowsasmin, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lamgoddad Rowsasmin, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Lamgoddad Rowsasmin's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Lamgoddad Rowsasmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.