Libquillbud is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unsympathetic deer.

Libquillbud created the cosmos two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libquillbud, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Libquillbud, it will turn you into a slug.

Libquillbud's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Libquillbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.