Sankinkan is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omnipotent lion.

Sankinkan created the Cigar Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sankinkan, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sankinkan, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Sankinkan's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Sankinkan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Sankinkan loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

3. Feed all hungry sheep.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always stare at clouds.