Wabwatrig is a god.

He takes the form of a small, moody deer.

Wabwatrig created the universe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabwatrig, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wabwatrig, he will jump up and down on your head.

Wabwatrig's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Wabwatrig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never paint your head orange.