Homrighot is a god.

He takes the form of a large, charitable cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Homrighot created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Homrighot, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Homrighot, he will not invite you to parties.

Homrighot's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Homrighot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help cats in need.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never wear hats.