Dibflagran is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, narcissistic crab.

Dibflagran created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibflagran, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dibflagran, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Dibflagran's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Dibflagran's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never hurt cats.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never mention mice.