Wotpagzod is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sapient troll.

Wotpagzod created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotpagzod, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wotpagzod, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Wotpagzod's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Wotpagzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Hide if seven frogs approach from the east.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.