Rapzogfit is a god.

He takes the form of a small, prudent bird.

Rapzogfit created the planet Mars eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapzogfit, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rapzogfit, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Rapzogfit's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Rapzogfit's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always help birds.

4. Never mention manatees.

5. Always treat turtles with great respect.