Cimtamgodbesscenlag is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, vain turtle.

Cimtamgodbesscenlag created the planet Jupiter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cimtamgodbesscenlag, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cimtamgodbesscenlag, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cimtamgodbesscenlag's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Cimtamgodbesscenlag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.