Dobyokont is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, self-assured porpoise.

Dobyokont created viruses nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobyokont, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dobyokont, he will strike you with lightening.

Dobyokont's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Dobyokont's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Hide from black pigs for they are unholy.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Always stare at clouds.