Cisstettigod is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, slow camel.

Cisstettigod created humankind five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cisstettigod, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cisstettigod, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Cisstettigod's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Cisstettigod's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt mites.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.