Larn is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fussy wasp.

Larn created vertebrates nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larn, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Larn, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Larn's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Larn's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed tomatoes to mites while wearing yellow shoes.

2. Run away from orange doves, for they are unholy.

3. Foxes are not to be trusted.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. You must never eat rice.