Hadpitraw is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unselfish meerkat.

Hadpitraw created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadpitraw, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hadpitraw, she will torture you forever.

Hadpitraw's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Hadpitraw's Holy Commandments

1. Hadpitraw loves ants, so they must be respected.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not wear mauve clothing.

5. Do not eat grapes.