Himnulboss is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, unsympathetic turtle.

Himnulboss created the planet Jupiter six million years ago.

If you believe in Himnulboss, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Himnulboss, it will turn you into a puffin.

Himnulboss' most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Himnulboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat oranges.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.