Vadjiphub is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unjust hippopotamus.

Vadjiphub created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadjiphub, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vadjiphub, she will turn you into a worm.

Vadjiphub's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Vadjiphub's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

2. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

3. Feed all hungry sheep.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vadjiphub.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.