Cimlagjabdon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, pitiless hedgehog.

Cimlagjabdon created snails eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimlagjabdon, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cimlagjabdon, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Cimlagjabdon's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Cimlagjabdon's Holy Commandments

1. Cimlagjabdon must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not speak about peanuts.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never talk about aardvarks.

5. Do not stand on grass.