Volmapsigsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, clever dragonfly.

Volmapsigsaf created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Volmapsigsaf, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Volmapsigsaf, she will manifest in front of you.

Volmapsigsaf's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Volmapsigsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Do not take Volmapsigsaf's name in vain.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Feed all hungry frogs.