Stanbastaf is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, grumpy duck.

Stanbastaf created a down quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Stanbastaf, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stanbastaf, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Stanbastaf's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Stanbastaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about swans.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. You must pray to Stanbastaf four times a day.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.