Barnwatxucboss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, prudent dragonfly.

Barnwatxucboss created a charm quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Barnwatxucboss, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Barnwatxucboss, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Barnwatxucboss' most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Barnwatxucboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. You must never eat pineapples.

3. Always look after injured great tits.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.