Kenvingil is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, omnipotent dog.

Kenvingil created humanity nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenvingil, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kenvingil, he will be very sad.

Kenvingil's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Kenvingil's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Always help dolphins in need.