Stipwotjon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sapient mouse.

Stipwotjon created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stipwotjon, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Stipwotjon, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Stipwotjon's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Stipwotjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Never paint your neck black.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.