Mobbasscun is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, charitable wasp.

Mobbasscun created oxygen four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mobbasscun, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mobbasscun, it will be very sad.

Mobbasscun's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Mobbasscun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always look after injured seals.

4. Never talk about bats.

5. Never wear turquoise boots.