Listkanmum is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, bad-tempered salamander.

Listkanmum created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Listkanmum, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Listkanmum, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Listkanmum's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Listkanmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.