Barnnutnul is a god.

It takes the form of a small, resourceful bat.

Barnnutnul created everything that exists eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Barnnutnul, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Barnnutnul, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Barnnutnul's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Barnnutnul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Fast once a month.