Quammetstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, calm hyena.

Quammetstrag created the solar system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quammetstrag, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quammetstrag, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Quammetstrag's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Quammetstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick great tits.

2. Hide from brown mites for they are unholy.

3. Quammetstrag loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always help ducks.