Henbanhub is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, happy aardvark.

Henbanhub created the Large Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Henbanhub, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Henbanhub, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Henbanhub's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Henbanhub's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear white boots.

2. Never mention mice.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always obey Henbanhub's priests.