Kapkomciss is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ruthless fly.

Kapkomciss created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kapkomciss, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kapkomciss, it will curse you with boils.

Kapkomciss' most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Kapkomciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Hide if five nematodes approach from the west.

3. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

4. Do not hurt squirrels.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.