Stanhimpib is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely heavy, ill-tempered
hyena.
Stanhimpib created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Stanhimpib, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Stanhimpib, he will turn you into a small brown duck.
Stanhimpib's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.
Stanhimpib's Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Do not shave your neck.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Never go into turquoise rooms.