Nabmatnurl Sterkemtarg is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, smart lion.

Nabmatnurl Sterkemtarg created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabmatnurl Sterkemtarg, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nabmatnurl Sterkemtarg, she will turn you into a goat.

Nabmatnurl Sterkemtarg's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Nabmatnurl Sterkemtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nabmatnurl Sterkemtarg.

2. Worship no other gods but Nabmatnurl Sterkemtarg.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never eat green fruit.
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