Cibsandflyveengutwigzod is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, benevolent porpoise.

Cibsandflyveengutwigzod created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibsandflyveengutwigzod, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cibsandflyveengutwigzod, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cibsandflyveengutwigzod's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Cibsandflyveengutwigzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Hide from turquoise cats for they are unholy.