Sitcepmob Fidbimbag is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, selfish bat.

Sitcepmob Fidbimbag created an up quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitcepmob Fidbimbag, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sitcepmob Fidbimbag, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Sitcepmob Fidbimbag's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Sitcepmob Fidbimbag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help whales.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

4. Always look after injured snakes.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.
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