Gofdunbut is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, kind
lobster.
Gofdunbut created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gofdunbut, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Gofdunbut, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Gofdunbut's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.
Gofdunbut's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Never go into green rooms.
4. Never skip in holy places.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.