Venfliskap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, merciful tortoise.

Venfliskap created an atom eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Venfliskap, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Venfliskap, he will turn you into a duck.

Venfliskap's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Venfliskap's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of mites.

2. Do not eat lemons.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Run away if four voles approach from the south.