Garsinvil is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fast dugong.

Garsinvil created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Garsinvil, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Garsinvil, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Garsinvil's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Garsinvil's Holy Commandments

1. Garsinvil must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always obey Garsinvil's priests.