Garsinvil is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fast
dugong.
Garsinvil created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Garsinvil, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Garsinvil, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Garsinvil's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.
Garsinvil's Holy Commandments1. Garsinvil must be the most important thing in your life.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.
5. Always obey Garsinvil's priests.