Mottimbud is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely heavy, happy
raccoon.
Mottimbud created carbon eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Mottimbud, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Mottimbud, he will torture you forever.
Mottimbud's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Mottimbud's Holy Commandments1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Always help porpoises in need.
5. Run away if eight capybaras approach from the south.