Litbaffar is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tranquil
human.
Litbaffar created the universe twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Litbaffar, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Litbaffar, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Litbaffar's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Litbaffar's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear silicon on your body.
2. Worship no other gods but Litbaffar.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Never think about nebulae.
5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.