Litbaffar is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tranquil human.

Litbaffar created the universe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Litbaffar, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Litbaffar, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Litbaffar's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Litbaffar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Worship no other gods but Litbaffar.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.