Gommifjip is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, egotistical troll.

Gommifjip created Mount Everest eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gommifjip, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Gommifjip, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gommifjip's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Gommifjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Hide from purple monkeys for they are unholy.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.