Nulstikpin is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, temperamental
ferret.
Nulstikpin created an up quark seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Nulstikpin, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Nulstikpin, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Nulstikpin's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.
Nulstikpin's Holy Commandments1. Manatees are not to be trusted.
2. Hide if three ants approach from the east.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Do not cook food in pots.