Ominnutquamyam is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, intelligent hummingbird.

Ominnutquamyam created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominnutquamyam, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ominnutquamyam, she will not care.

Ominnutquamyam's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Ominnutquamyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always obey Ominnutquamyam's priests.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.