Stikwatsaf is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, weak capybara.

Stikwatsaf created light nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikwatsaf, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Stikwatsaf, she will refuse to believe in you.

Stikwatsaf's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Stikwatsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Do not covet oxen.