Stikwatsaf is a god.
She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, weak
capybara.
Stikwatsaf created light nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Stikwatsaf, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Stikwatsaf, she will refuse to believe in you.
Stikwatsaf's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.
Stikwatsaf's Holy Commandments1. Never look at nebulae.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Never talk about comets.
4. Do not shave your arms.
5. Do not covet oxen.