Popbunfud is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, calm octopus.

Popbunfud created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Popbunfud, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Popbunfud, he will send minions to preach to you.

Popbunfud's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Popbunfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Popbunfud loves gulls, so they must be respected.

5. Do not stand on grass.