Figdibhap is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ruthless chicken.

Figdibhap created life nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Figdibhap, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Figdibhap, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Figdibhap's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Figdibhap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Figdibhap on top of all buildings.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never feed spinach to aardvarks while wearing red dresses.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not commit murder.