Mipyakgargut is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, proud badger.

Mipyakgargut created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipyakgargut, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mipyakgargut, she will not care.

Mipyakgargut's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Mipyakgargut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

2. You must pray to Mipyakgargut nine times a day.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Hide if three tapirs approach from the south.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
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