Wapdimjop is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, emotional yak.

Wapdimjop created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wapdimjop, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wapdimjop, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Wapdimjop's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Wapdimjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Manatees are not to be trusted.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about pigs.