Sakdunmabbet is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unselfish beaver.

Sakdunmabbet created a photon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakdunmabbet, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sakdunmabbet, he will send minions to preach to you.

Sakdunmabbet's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Sakdunmabbet's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sakdunmabbet.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not listen to music.