Tonkdidjap is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, proud goat.

Tonkdidjap created parasitic wasps three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkdidjap, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tonkdidjap, it will turn you into a dog.

Tonkdidjap's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Tonkdidjap's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Never sit in the presence of snakes.

5. Do not stand on grass.