Dubflisbegquillafshavquagyat is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, resourceful bear.

Dubflisbegquillafshavquagyat created the Sol system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubflisbegquillafshavquagyat, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dubflisbegquillafshavquagyat, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dubflisbegquillafshavquagyat's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Dubflisbegquillafshavquagyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Dubflisbegquillafshavquagyat.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never eat green fruit.