Pasyoggid Rantigyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unthinking raccoon.

Pasyoggid Rantigyarl created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pasyoggid Rantigyarl, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pasyoggid Rantigyarl, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Pasyoggid Rantigyarl's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Pasyoggid Rantigyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Feed all hungry dolphins.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pasyoggid Rantigyarl.

4. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.