Dusspop is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, deceitful troll.

Dusspop created a bottom quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Dusspop, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dusspop, it will be very sad.

Dusspop's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Dusspop's Holy Commandments

1. Dusspop loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Put Dusspop first in all things.

5. Never run near eagles.